The One Who Can't Pee Alone Sweatshirt

Meet your new favorite mom-uniform. This cozy, high-quality sweatshirt is made for the real MVP of the household: the default parent.

The front features the whimsical Default Parent Co. logo—complete with a mama duck and her forever-shadow duckling. The back says it all: “The one who can’t pee alone.” Surrounded by hand-drawn vintage-style doodles like flowers, strawberries, honey pots, and of course, coffee—this design captures the beautiful chaos of motherhood in the most relatable way.

Perfect for gentle parenting warriors, nap-negotiators, snack-fetchers, and those who know a solo bathroom trip is a myth.

🎁 Makes a great gift for new moms, toddler moms, or your ride-or-die mom friend.

Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex for durability
- Side-seamless design for a sleek look
- Crafted from 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester
- REACH certified for quality assurance

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean